«There’s the girl who has been planning her wedding for months, just like everything is normal. Oh, but she is also sleeping with the hot, lesbian junkie. How’s that for a prison cliché?»
Good Vibes here
neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.
…Are you Sasha Alexander?
“My real turn-on is just to be grabbed and kissed passionately on the neck. I’m a big ”neck person’’ –if you kiss my neck, it’s all over, I’m putty in your hands! And behind the ear –both of those are brilliant.” - Sasha.
I like how correcting her kids creepy behavior doesn’t even matter to that mother.
This actually makes me very angry. It basically highlights everything wrong with the world. Instead of teaching boys not to look at women like that, women are taught not to dress provocatively so boys don’t get “distracted”. It makes me sick.
Reblogging cause that comment ^^^^^
Oh, the jokes I didn’t get when I was little [x]
Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.
These were all very entertaining :P
I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”
at least my coworker is hot
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
I find this so incredibly beautiful and real
this is so simple yet it means so much. it’s incredible
they saved her life