imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Rolo and Juliet
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
So, last night I stopped at a friend’s house and slept on the sofa, I woke up this morning with her lying cuddled up to me :’) I do love my best friend sometimes
At this point I genuinely dislike everyone I know and I don’t know what to do about it
Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.
Here it is folks. The two gifs that will break me. My life has just come full circle because of this. Goodbye friends I am gone.
REALLY WE’RE IGNORING THE FACT THAT THE DUCKLING JUST SHAT ON THEIR FLOOR
I’M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF SORCERY WAS USED ON THE SHARK ABOVE WATER